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unnoticedbyall: davidspookmour: imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member we...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:18:59 -0400

unnoticedbyall:

davidspookmour:

imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member

we wouldn’t be singing

howtogroove: Jessica Chastain A3, color pencil

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:17:25 -0400

howtogroove:

Jessica Chastain

A3, color pencil

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Sun, 19 May 2013 04:16:25 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 04:15:46 -0400

Tumblr Code.

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:03:55 -0400

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 04:03:20 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 04:02:57 -0400

takethesetearsaway: never ….

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:01:11 -0400

takethesetearsaway:

never ….

so-relatable: Submit your own relatable post here!

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:00:56 -0400

so-relatable:

Submit your own relatable post here!

i cybered on omegle today

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:00:11 -0400

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

Blake takes Adam hunting.

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:59:01 -0400

Blake takes Adam hunting.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 03:56:09 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 03:55:40 -0400

"Listen to many, speak to a few."

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:54:38 -0400

“Listen to many, speak to a few.”

- William Shakespeare (via showmeurdreams)

"One day Jean-Luc and I were sitting in a cafe in Boulevard St. Michel and we heard these two..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:53:45 -0400

“One day Jean-Luc and I were sitting in a cafe in Boulevard St. Michel and we heard these two students talking about My Life to Live. One was screaming, ‘I love this picture!’ and the other one, who had his back to us, was saying, ‘I hate spending money on this kind of shit.’ And Jean-Luc tapped him on the back, gave him ten francs and said, ‘OK, you didn’t like my picture. Why don’t you go and see a picture you really like?’ The guy was very red-faced and apologetic.”

- Anna Karina, 2004 (via anna—karina)

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Tue, 14 May 2013 06:01:45 -0400

in-my-rose-garden: Platypus The Wise(Can be ordered as a print...

Tue, 14 May 2013 06:00:54 -0400

in-my-rose-garden:

Platypus The Wise

(Can be ordered as a print here)

meme-team: Yes, even the platypus can kill you #1 memes blog!

Tue, 14 May 2013 04:45:54 -0400

meme-team:

Yes, even the platypus can kill you

#1 memes blog!

Come To Australia - You Might Accidentally Get Killed (Part 6)

Tue, 14 May 2013 04:45:20 -0400

drhoz:

Six installments in and we finally get to the actual fauna (the koala earlier notwithstanding). Australia is famous for its wildlife, and our wildlife is famously horrible. Take the kangaroo, for example - cute bouncy herbivores with boxing talent, and the ability to lean back on their tail and rake your abdomen open with their scrotum-tearing claws.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 04:44:42 -0400

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